NEW YORK -- If you went for a beer during the first quarter of the Suns-Knicks game Sunday, you might have missed Rasheed Wallace.

He was, after all, only in the game for 85 seconds before getting ejected with two technical fouls.

According to the Elias Sports Bureau, that is the quickest Wallace has ever been ejected.

"He's the only guy in the league that gets technicals for saying, 'Ball don't lie!'" joked teammate…