ESPN: Free Agents Want you to Know They Make More Money Than You

Look, I’m a marketing guy. I get creative. I’m trying to figure out why this makes any sense whatsoever. Please feel free to help a brother out.

Is it because I take myself too seriously? Nah. Already dug deep for those feelings.

It’s straight obnoxious.

I guess the fact that I’m blogging about it and bringing attention to it makes it partly successful, in that “make you feel crappy about yourself” kind of way. But I really enjoy good well-planned campaigns. This isn’t one of them.